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and then i started talking about scientology, lol
Posted by Anonymous on Wed 20th Jun 2012 16:47
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  1. 3:00:33] <Jamie> lol Claudandus
  2. [13:01:01] <Jamie> lmfao
  3. [13:01:03] <Jamie> http://thiscrispykat.deviantart.com/art/Happy-Birthday-Mein-Kamerad-302676240
  4. [13:01:57] <+Claudandus> it reminds me of you Jamie
  5. [13:02:12] <+Claudandus> like, 100.000%
  6. [13:03:03] <Jamie> http://eointheirishkhajiit.deviantart.com/
  7. [13:03:04] <Jamie> lol
  8. [13:04:53] <Jamie> well Claudandus
  9. [13:05:02] <Jamie> i am not a Neo-Nazi and I am not a furry
  10. [13:05:47] Squiddy [~Squiddy42@P2PNET-AED49396.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com] has joined #zomgwtfbbq
  11. [13:06:57] <@TorrentialStorm> lies
  12. [13:07:22] <Jamie> lmfao Claudandus
  13. [13:07:23] <Jamie> http://eointheirishkhajiit.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d4v89fz
  14. [13:07:40] <Jamie> you can call me whatever you want Claudandus
  15. [13:07:42] <Jamie> i mean TorrentialStorm
  16. [13:07:46] <Jamie> it won't make it true
  17. [13:08:28] <Jamie> Claudandus I need to make a digital version of my Gay Pride SS bolts
  18. [13:08:31] <Jamie> ^_^
  19. [13:08:40] <Jamie> i drew them on graph paper
  20. [13:08:46] <+Claudandus> lies Jamie
  21. [13:08:48] <+Claudandus> lies
  22. [13:08:49] <Jamie> with pride rainbow colours
  23. [13:08:52] <Jamie> nope Claudandus
  24. [13:08:56] <Jamie> not lies at all
  25. [13:08:57] <+Claudandus> trufs
  26. [13:09:04] <+Claudandus> we call you puppy sometimes
  27. [13:09:08] <Jamie> I am glad we can agree :)
  28. [13:09:16] <Jamie> you call me that but thats upto you
  29. [13:09:24] <+Claudandus> and ofcourse you always are bragging about your nazi sympathies
  30. [13:09:38] <Jamie> nope
  31. [13:09:41] <Jamie> you misunderstand me then
  32. [13:09:42] <+Claudandus> and how you dont like black ppl, or jews, etc.
  33. [13:09:57] <Jamie> I have nothing against black people or jews.
  34. [13:10:01] <+Claudandus> and your minecraft server had like, all this 3rd reich shit
  35. [13:10:16] <Jamie> I was recreating a WW2 Berlin Claudandus
  36. [13:10:22] <+Claudandus> why ?
  37. [13:10:23] <Jamie> It was a fun historical thing
  38. [13:10:25] <+Claudandus> sure
  39. [13:10:39] <Jamie> Because I admire the architecture of the Third Reich
  40. [13:10:46] <+Claudandus> and the guy behind it ?
  41. [13:11:04] <+Claudandus> also : is that a carrot your eating Jamie
  42. [13:11:09] <Jamie> what?
  43. [13:11:15] <Jamie> I am not eating anything.
  44. [13:11:15] <+Claudandus> or is it just that your nose grows with everything you say
  45. [13:11:20] <+Claudandus> k,then
  46. [13:11:26] <Jamie> I am not a liar Claudandus.
  47. [13:11:33] <+Claudandus> no yer not
  48. [13:11:40] <Jamie> I am the most honest person you could ever know :)
  49. [13:11:42] <+Claudandus> you're just trolling people ?
  50. [13:11:45] <Jamie> Well I cannot verify that
  51. [13:11:52] <Jamie> I am not a troll Claudandus.
  52. [13:12:01] <+Claudandus> oh i guess a lot of people can verify your trollign Jamie
  53. [13:12:05] <+Claudandus> ^_^
  54. [13:12:15] <+Claudandus> i wont call naemz though
  55. [13:12:18] TorrentialStorm pets Claudandus
  56. [13:12:18] <Jamie> It is a collective delusion Claudandus.
  57. [13:12:19] <+Claudandus> as i'm not like trap
  58. [13:12:25] <@TorrentialStorm> i should play assassin's creed
  59. [13:12:29] <+Claudandus> sure Jamie :3
  60. [13:12:38] <Jamie> Nobody in here can verify my actual trolling except maybe one or two people.
  61. [13:12:42] <+Claudandus> lolwut
  62. [13:12:47] <Jamie> The people who witnessed real trolling.
  63. [13:12:52] <+Claudandus> even amy can verify
  64. [13:12:56] <+Claudandus> and miffy
  65. [13:12:58] <+Claudandus> and TorrentialStorm
  66. [13:12:59] <+Claudandus> lol
  67. [13:13:09] <+Claudandus> about everyone would, lol
  68. [13:13:17] <+Claudandus> and they be like
  69. [13:13:23] <+Claudandus> YO CLAUDYBRO,
  70. [13:13:26] <+Claudandus> YOU KNOW LIEK
  71. [13:13:27] <Jamie> Claudandus you are wrong and this is just one of your attempts to troll me so I won't continue this discussion.
  72. [13:13:28] <+Claudandus> JAMIE
  73. [13:13:33] <+Claudandus> HES SUCH A FUCKING TROLL
  74. [13:13:49] <+Claudandus> sure Jamie~~~
  75. [13:14:03] <+Claudandus> i still love you, even if you are a trollious person
  76. [13:14:10] <Jamie> Other people do not define what I am Claudandus.
  77. [13:14:13] <Jamie> I am not a troll.
  78. [13:14:21] <+Claudandus> you just are one ?
  79. [13:14:36] <+Claudandus> though, if someone calls you gay /
  80. 13:14:38] <Jamie> I have only trolled a few times in my life.
  81. [13:14:46] <+Claudandus> would they be liying as well \?
  82. [13:14:54] <+Claudandus> when was that ?
  83. [13:14:54] <Jamie> I identify as Gay Claudandus.
  84. [13:15:00] <+Claudandus> gd.
  85. [13:15:01] <Jamie> But that can change.
  86. [13:15:04] <+Claudandus> lolwut
  87. [13:15:16] <Jamie> Maybe I am asexual.
  88. [13:15:20] <+Claudandus> when were those few times Jamie ?
  89. [13:15:25] <Jamie> I am not so sure yet.
  90. [13:15:28] <+Claudandus> that you were trollign ?
  91. [13:15:38] <Jamie> They were before you and most of them were not related to this IRC network/
  92. [13:15:39] <+Claudandus> maybe you're just zoosexual Jamie
  93. [13:15:52] <Jamie> No I am not Claudandus, I am not attracted to animals.
  94. [13:16:00] <+Claudandus> plushies then ?
  95. [13:16:05] <Jamie> Nope
  96. [13:16:08] <+Claudandus> fursuiters ?
  97. [13:16:11] <Jamie> NOpe
  98. [13:16:14] <+Claudandus> hobos ?
  99. [13:16:17] <Jamie> Nope
  100. [13:16:20] <+Claudandus> women ?
  101. [13:16:24] <Jamie> Nope
  102. [13:16:26] <+Claudandus> men ?
  103. [13:16:33] <+Claudandus> cats ?
  104. [13:16:33] <Jamie> Mostly
  105. [13:16:36] <Jamie> Mostly
  106. [13:16:37] <+Claudandus> lol
  107. [13:16:39] <+Claudandus> wat
  108. [13:16:39] <Jamie> Nope *
  109. [13:16:52] <Jamie> I was using the up button to save time :)
  110. [13:16:56] RAKMEiSTER [~RA@LegionNET.LgnSec.9TH] has quit IRC: Connection reset by peer
  111. [13:16:57] <+Claudandus> sure~~~~~~
  112. [13:17:05] <+Claudandus> now stop trolling Jamie :3
  113. [13:17:21] <Jamie> I am not a troll and I am not trolling Claudandus.
  114. [13:17:38] <Jamie> Did you ever watch "Community" Claudandus?
  115. [13:17:46] <+Claudandus> not that i know of
  116. [13:17:54] <+Claudandus> the trailers on CC seemed kinda laem
  117. [13:18:03] <Jamie> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1439629/
  118. [13:18:08] <Jamie> It is good.
  119. [13:18:08] <+Claudandus> though Jamie
  120. [13:18:17] <+Claudandus> would you define svchost as a troll ?
  121. [13:18:43] <+Claudandus> or is he a honest hearted person who would never troll, like you ?
  122. [13:18:55] <Jamie> Because Claudandus I realised I seem to be most like this character http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0163686/
  123. [13:18:55] Claudandus giggles
  124. [13:19:22] <Jamie> So if you watch "Community" you can see :)
  125. [13:19:52] <+Claudandus> now answer my question Jamie
  126. [13:20:07] <+Claudandus> |:3
  127. [13:21:00] <Jamie> What question Claudandus?
  128. [13:21:18] <+Claudandus> this one Jamie
  129. [13:21:20] <+Claudandus> [13:18:08] <+Claudandus> though Jamie
  130. [13:21:20] <+Claudandus> [13:18:17] <+Claudandus> would you define svchost as a troll ?
  131. [13:21:20] <+Claudandus> [13:18:43] <+Claudandus> or is he a honest hearted person who would never troll, like you ?
  132. [13:21:27] <Jamie> I have no opinion on svchost I never pay attention to him anyway Claudandus.
  133. [13:21:38] <+Claudandus> why not Jamie ?
  134. [13:21:46] <+Claudandus> as you seem to have an opinion about everyone
  135. [13:21:50] <+Claudandus> in my chan
  136. [13:21:55] <+Claudandus> lol
  137. [13:21:56] <Jamie> Because I am not interested in anything he has to say.
  138. [13:22:02] <+Claudandus> but why ?
  139. [13:22:07] <Jamie> Nope only a few people in your chan.
  140. [13:22:09] <+Claudandus> do you feel like hes a troll (like you)
  141. [13:22:22] <+Claudandus> :3
  142. [13:22:29] <Jamie> Actually I have no problem with anyone in your chan except one person.
  143. [13:22:40] <+Claudandus> !q *trolling* *faggot*
  144. [13:22:41] <&Miffy> [616|1/1] <Jamie> i am not trolling faggot face
  145. [13:22:50] <Jamie> What does that prove Claudandus?
  146. [13:22:53] <Jamie> Nothing.
  147. [13:22:56] <+Claudandus> nothing~~~
  148. [13:23:01] <+Claudandus> !q *trolling*
  149. [13:23:03] <&Miffy> [616|1/3] <Jamie> i am not trolling faggot face
  150. [13:23:09] <+Claudandus> !q *trolling*
  151. [13:23:11] <&Miffy> [1061|2/3] <Jamie> stop trolling
  152. [13:23:12] <Jamie> It proves I was being harassed by some people and I was angry.
  153. [13:23:27] <Jamie> Also that quote is about three or four years old Claudandus.
  154. [13:23:45] <+Claudandus> !q *trolling*
  155. [13:23:46] <&Miffy> [616|1/3] <Jamie> i am not trolling faggot face
  156. [13:23:48] <+Claudandus> !q *trolling*
  157. [13:23:49] <&Miffy> [616|1/3] <Jamie> i am not trolling faggot face
  158. [13:24:01] <+Claudandus> its still valid nonetheless though, Jamie
  159. [13:24:08] <+Claudandus> !q -3 *trolling*
  160. [13:24:10] <&Miffy> No quotes matching your query.
  161. 13:24:15] <Jamie> Well Claudandus you should download "Community" the first two series and watch them :
  162. [13:24:18] <+Claudandus> :3
  163. [13:24:23] Claudandus pets Jamie
  164. [13:24:31] <Jamie> <3
  165. [13:24:34] <+Claudandus> !quote *trolling*
  166. [13:24:35] <+Amy> [Q961/1441] <Phoenix|> those are the 2 things it's for <Phoenix|> trolling or complaining <zepski> or trolling while complaining <zepski> trollaining*
  167. [13:24:43] <+Claudandus> lol
  168. [13:24:49] <+Claudandus> !quote *trolling*
  169. [13:24:51] <+Amy> [Q893/1441] <@djinn_wd> "big americans" ;D <@djinn_wd> spot on, dr. oetker <@djinn_wd> trolling in the kitchen since 19-forever
  170. [13:24:54] <+Claudandus> !quote *trolling*
  171. [13:24:56] <+Amy> [Q1081/1441] <+Meow> disregard the previous quote, slew is a trolling faggotface. In other news TorrentialStorm will hate us.
  172. [13:25:02] <+Claudandus> lol
  173. [13:25:05] <+Claudandus> !quote *trolling*
  174. [13:25:06] <+Amy> [Q961/1441] <Phoenix|> those are the 2 things it's for <Phoenix|> trolling or complaining <zepski> or trolling while complaining <zepski> trollaining*
  175. [13:25:16] <+Claudandus> trollaining
  176. [13:25:32] <Jamie> Faggot face is a pretty cool insult now that I think of it.
  177. [13:25:36] <Jamie> Hmmm
  178. [13:26:11] <+Claudandus> !q *stihl*
  179. [13:26:12] <&Miffy> [1593|1/1] <+stihl> NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <+stihl> mijn snoep ;-; <+stihl> viel <+stihl> op <+stihl> de <+stihl> groooooooooond <StoelBank> wat ben je dan? <+stihl> homofiel
  180. [13:26:16] <Jamie> Claudandus where can I get audited beside in the Church Of Scientology?
  181. [13:26:25] <+Claudandus> idk
  182. [13:26:46] <+Claudandus> stihl was <3
  183. [13:26:49] <Jamie> William S. Burroughs said he thought auditing was more effective than one hundred hours of psychotherapy or something like that.
  184. [13:26:53] <Jamie> yes :|
  185. [13:26:58] <+Claudandus> oh btw Jamie
  186. [13:27:07] <+Claudandus> i saw stihl yesterday
  187. [13:27:19] <+Claudandus> he walked on the grass
  188. [13:27:27] <+Claudandus> looking atta mole burrow
  189. [13:27:42] <+Claudandus> it coulda been his brother though
  190. [13:27:50] <+Claudandus> since he was'nt wearing his collar :3
  191. [13:28:03] <+Claudandus> it still was a fox though :3
  192. [13:28:07] <+Claudandus> nonetheless
  193. [13:28:23] <Jamie> lol
  194. [13:28:42] <Jamie> portentous is a nice word.
  195. [13:28:54] <Jamie> I need reasons to use this word now Claudandus
  196. 13:29:58] <Jamie> "The method of directed recall is the method of Scientology. You will recall I wrote urging you to contact local chapter and find an auditor. They do the job without hypnosis or drugs, simply run the tape back and forth until the trauma is wiped off. It works. I have used the method—partially responsible for recent changes."
  197. [13:30:39] Claudandus pets Jamie
  198. [13:31:03] <%Dozer> Scientology can go fuck them selves.
  199. [13:31:19] <@TorrentialStorm> lol post is turning up late
  200. [13:32:10] Claudandus pets TorrentialStorm <3
  201. [13:32:19] <Jamie> watcht his Claudandus
  202. [13:32:20] <Jamie> http://youtu.be/FAxUWfe_PJY
  203. [13:32:21] <+JoeHazzers> >this late
  204. [13:32:23] <+Claudandus> !q *jamie*
  205. [13:32:24] <&Miffy> [404|2/19] [Jamie] i still prefer mirc under wine
  206. [13:32:25] TorrentialStorm snuggles Claudandus :3
  207. [13:32:27] <+JoeHazzers> lucky you that it comes this early
  208. [13:32:41] <@TorrentialStorm> mine doesn't have one person doing a large area :P
  209. [13:32:48] <@TorrentialStorm> it used to turn up around 10am
  210. [13:32:55] <+Claudandus> wtf is that Jamie ?
  211. [13:33:04] <Jamie> Watch and listen Claudandus.
  212. [13:33:12] <+JoeHazzers> and my mum just got the most obvious angry letter from my dad ever
  213. [13:33:18] <Jamie> It is about how we are controlled and he breaks down the control structures.
  214. [13:33:27] <Jamie> HE has an orgasm gun
  215. [13:33:41] <+JoeHazzers> postmarked york, envelope from staples, treasury tag instead of staples, and his handwriting
  216. [13:33:55] <+Claudandus> i think i found your ringtone Jamie
  217. [13:33:57] <+Claudandus> http://youtu.be/DYIU09o1gsI
  218. [13:34:16] <+JoeHazzers> this is hilarious
  219. [13:34:27] <+JoeHazzers> while i'm encoding, my computer is doing hacker typing
  220. [13:34:40] JoeHazzers types, waits 10 seconds, then sees the text appear like a motherfucking boss
  221. [13:34:42] <+JoeHazzers> so smooth
  222. [13:35:12] <Jamie> this music sounds nice Claudandus
  223. [13:35:19] <+JoeHazzers> Claudandus: this is my ringtone :3c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Qo9iAB9q0
  224. [13:35:27] <@TorrentialStorm> yay, free sheets of aluminium
  225. [13:35:35] <Jamie> what o the lyrics mean Claudandus
  226. [13:35:40] <+Claudandus> i thought so Jamie
  227. [13:35:45] <+Claudandus> cant you read the lyrics ?
  228. [13:35:56] <&dirtydawg> you seem to be easily please TorrentialStorm
  229. [13:35:59] <&dirtydawg> d
  230. [13:36:00] <Jamie> those pillars in the video are nice
  231. [13:36:02] <@TorrentialStorm> dirtydawg: nah
  232. [13:36:07] <@TorrentialStorm> i needed them to decide on a thickness
  233. [13:36:15] <Jamie> They are in German Claudandus.
  234. [13:36:23] <+Claudandus> sounds fun JoeHazzers ^_^
  235. [13:36:30] <+Claudandus> cant you read german then, Jamie ?
  236. [13:36:36] <+JoeHazzers> Claudandus: Jamie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C54snZHmCg4
  237. [13:36:37] <Jamie> no
  238. [13:36:43] <Jamie> English is the best language Claudandus.
  239. [13:36:47] <+JoeHazzers> Jamie: it's the same fucking alphabet
  240. [13:36:49] <+Claudandus> i thought you always had an AAA+++ on your german stencil
  241. [13:36:54] <@TorrentialStorm> maybe stainless steel would be better
  242. [13:36:59] <Jamie> What?
  243. [13:37:07] <+Claudandus> a triple A triple plus
  244. [13:37:24] <+Claudandus> since you not only managed to write it prefectly, including pronounciations
  245. [13:37:26] <Jamie> I can sing O Christmas Tree in German though
  246. [13:37:37] <+Claudandus> you also added it in a nice gothic handwriting
  247. [13:37:47] <Jamie> When did I do that Claudandus?
  248. [13:37:53] <+Claudandus> at school ?
  249. [13:37:58] <+Claudandus> on your german stencils ?
  250. [13:39:01] <+Claudandus> like these Jamie http://graffiti-alphabet-letters.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Gothic-Alphabet-to-Print-Letters-300x264.jpg
  251. [13:39:02] <+JoeHazzers> Claudandus: the thing about lies is that they're hard to remember
  252. [13:39:18] <+Claudandus> it depends JoeHazzers
  253. [13:39:20] <Jamie> :S
  254. [13:39:28] <+Claudandus> sometimes people try to play innocent :3
  255. [13:39:31] <+Claudandus> >.>
  256. [13:39:40] <Jamie> I never done anything like that Claudandus.
  257. [13:40:15] <+Claudandus> why not Jamie ?
  258. [13:41:02] <+Claudandus> knowing Jamie
  259. [13:41:11] <+Claudandus> hes trolling the shit out of us, atm
  260. [13:42:13] <+Claudandus> but i dont mind ^_^
  261. [13:42:36] Claudandus pets Jamie, and offers Jamie some protective underwear ^_^
  262. [13:44:02] <Jamie> Claudandus we should practice scientology.
  263. [13:44:12] <Jamie> Well Dianetics
  264. [13:45:04] <+Claudandus> nothx
  265. [13:45:10] <+Claudandus> scientology killed chef
  266. [13:45:13] <+Claudandus> :<
  267. [13:45:19] <+Claudandus> the best black guy around
  268. [13:45:24] <+Claudandus> till the closet episode
  269. [13:45:35] <+Claudandus> TOM CRUISE, AND JOHN TRAVOLTA, AND R KELLY
  270. [13:45:39] <+Claudandus> COME OUT OF TEH CLOSET
  271. [13:48:15] <Jamie>  You ‘run' traumatic material which they call ‘engrams' until it loses emotional connotation through repetitions and is then refilled as neutral memory' When all the ‘engrams' have been run and deactivated the subject becomes a ‘clear.'"
  272. [13:48:21] <Jamie> Auditing works Claudandus
  273. [13:50:24] <Jamie> "The Scientologists believe sir that words recorded during a period of unconsciousness… store pain and that this pain store can be lugged in with key words represented as an alternate mathematical formulae indicating umber of exposures to the key words and reaction index… they call these words recorded during unconsciousness engrams sir… The pain that overwhelms that person is basic basic sir and when basic basic is wiped off the tape… then th
  274. [13:50:25] <Jamie> at person becomes what they call clear sir."
  275. [13:52:29] <+Claudandus> sounds creepy Jamie
  276. [13:52:45] <Jamie> nope
  277. [13:53:01] <Jamie> you basically repeat words over and over
  278. [13:53:03] <+Claudandus> yes
  279. [13:53:07] <+Claudandus> like you always do
  280. [13:53:10] <Jamie> until the word emans nothing
  281. [13:53:13] <Jamie> means*
  282. [13:53:17] <+Claudandus> :3
  283. [13:53:20] <Jamie> so you dont have negative emotions about it
  284. [13:53:24] <+Claudandus> or till you drive people insane
  285. [13:53:26] <Jamie> thats what the e meter is for
  286. [13:53:32] <Jamie> it measure your emotional reaction
  287. [13:53:37] <+Claudandus> ...
  288. [13:53:43] <Jamie> to whatever "experiece" you are reliving
  289. [13:53:58] <+Claudandus> :3
  290. [13:54:08] <Jamie> its just like that psychotherapy tehcnique where they make people relive whatever problem they have
  291. [13:54:21] <Jamie> but in auditing you keep doing it
  292. [13:54:24] <Jamie> until the e metter floats
  293. [13:54:28] <Jamie> e meter*
  294. [13:55:59] <Jamie> Claudandus,
  295. [13:56:02] <Jamie> we should become artists
  296. [13:56:20] <~Knoeki> scientology is a scam
  297. [13:56:25] <~Knoeki> it's a bet run out of hand
  298. [13:56:45] <~Knoeki> the guy who set it all up took it as a bet, someone challanged him saying he couldn't start a successful religion.
  299. [13:58:08] <+Claudandus> heh
  300. [13:58:37] <+Claudandus> if yer gonna go to scientology Jamie
  301. [13:58:47] <+Claudandus> would you kindly donate your bankdeposits at me
  302. [13:58:52] <+Claudandus> and your stuff ?
  303. [13:59:21] <Jamie> no
  304. [13:59:26] <Jamie> i won't goto scientology
  305. [13:59:39] <Jamie> Claudandus,
  306. [13:59:42] <Jamie> i will get an e meter
  307. [13:59:45] <Jamie> and audit myself
  308. [14:00:14] <+Claudandus> lol
  309. [14:00:23] <+Claudandus> >mfw, suddenly ur the new boss
  310. [14:00:26] <+Claudandus> like stan
  311. [14:00:30] <+Claudandus> also :bbl
  312. [14:00:38] <+Claudandus> i gotta go important things Jamie
  313. [14:00:45] <Jamie> http://www.beatdom.com/?p=1373
  314. [14:00:46] <Jamie> lol
  315. [14:00:47] <Jamie> really
  316. [14:00:49] <Jamie> like what
  317. [14:01:14] <+Claudandus> like, study
  318. [14:01:16] <+Claudandus> and like
  319. [14:01:19] <+Claudandus> not failing
  320. [14:01:34] <+Claudandus> now be a nice cub till i'l back, K ?

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